Good Riddance, 2011.
The events that I woke up to this morning could not have brought into sharper focus what a massive pile of shit this year has been and how ready I am for it to be OVER... In a way, I'd kind of forgotten how long I have been "sick". See, the symptoms that should have been major red flags that something was drastically wrong with my body began just about a year ago. Most of you reading this probably don't know that last December, I started having some super-weird irregular bleeding. It scared the hell out of me, cause it wasn't just like having a period. It was redder. Thicker. Often with blood clots the size of grapes. I'd forgotten the exact timeline of it all until I busted out my old phone last night and looked through the app in which I'd been recording all of the symptoms starting last December. On December 21st of last year, the bleeding began. On New Year's Eve last year, I was calmly getting ready for Ryan's Boys from County Hell